Things to read

quote of the week

2007-12-17T16:46:06Z

besides "i taste feet"
from ryalsshoal...
this is one of the greatest lines ever made.
from dethlove on halofiction:

And then Nathan just couldn’t stand it anymore—he turned on his heel and pounded out of his room, slamming the door closed on his way out. There. Nathan heaved a sigh of relief once he was out in the hallway. Crisis averted. It felt better knowing that there was now a big thick piece of wood between him and Toki…OH GOD. OH MY GOD. No no no no no no not wood, not wood, knock wood NO don’t knock wood, don’t knock wood, don’t cock wood OH JESUS NO not cock knock wood would knock cock FUCK COCK KNOCK TOCK TOKI’S COCK—

Nathan Explosion wasn’t much for sprinting, not ever since high school football, but he quickly found that complete and utter terror lent him surprising swiftness; he was suddenly barreling down the corridor in his underwear, bellowing like a birthing rhinoceros and fighting back the million Norwegian penises with Fu Manchus that were chasing after him.

This was also the last night that Nathan would ever drop acid before bedtime.

dear satan. i mean santa

2007-12-07T02:40:48Z

<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'><tr><td><img src='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif'>Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week <lj user="shiro_hikaru"> and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, <lj user="hallo_katzchen"> (-5000 points). In May I donated bone marrow to <lj user="lelola"> in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I helped <lj user="cake_injection"> across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4725 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! <blockquote>Sincerely, kiss-me-diru</blockquote></td></tr></table> <form action='http://triggur.org/dearsanta/'>Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'></form>

kiss_me_diru @ 2007-07-01T15:14:00

2007-07-01T19:15:49Z

very scared, worried, almost feel hurt...
i never wanted to let anybody in, in fear of them leaving when i did.
i dont want this to end up like that.

none

2007-06-26T02:44:14Z

Kataris Fizz says:
The only solution here, is rape
Kataris Fizz says:
I mean
Kataris Fizz says:
Actually I had nothing to follow that up

freaky hairstyles ive had

2007-04-27T19:27:35Z

i tried to name all the weird hairstyles i had from grade 4 up, so far ive compiled this -unfortunately pictureless- list:

1. pink/red tips on shoulder length hair
2.pink streaks
3. nearly buzzed hair,
4. " dyed red and black
5. red back, blonde bangs, liberty spikes in the back (this is why i have no grade 5 picture.) yes liberty spikes. im so hardcore XD
6.purple and black short hair, longer near the bottoms and chin length bangs (yes, i was emo before emo even decided to BE emo)
7.blonde bob with babydoll bangs
8.spiky blonde
9.brown and blonde chunk-dyed hair
10.brown hair, still very short, with longer bangs. usually in widowspeak cut.
11.longer sides and back, feathered out or spiked up (barf)
12. brown, still no dying. longer and straightened. only one professional haircut since
december!
13. shoulder length, one HUGE MASSIVE BAD CUT LAYER on top to my ears
14. temp-dyed purply black, loked really bad, washed out. still cool.
15. shoulder length "h.m.b.c.l"(humbuckle?) and past shoulder j-mullet (w00t)
and thats all the MAJOR hair changes ive undergone in the last five years.
except a couple thousand re-dyings, a few bad cuts, and some orange highlights from hell in grade 3+4 i'd rather forget...though i loved them then.

GRACE! <3

2007-04-27T19:02:35Z

ok, so i'd like to take this moment to post a picture of my oh-so-adorable second cousin (my cousin jess' baby) Grace. gawd she soo cute! i can't wait to watch her grow up!

this is from so long ago, she was eating a chocolate thingy my grandma made.

also, in other news:
for a question on my math test i was to make a situation for an algebra problem. i used money in piggy banks. my answer was
"you will have to smach forty two innocent piggies"
my teachers comment was "how do you know they were innocent?" XD
on Jake's test he did candies.
Mr.L's response? "chocolate is better."

tattoos and piercings!

2007-04-17T12:47:48Z

My mom's friend selena is opening a tattoo place soon and she said she's gonna take me in as an apprentice (though im kickass at drawing allready, i still need to learn tattooing) so YAY!
okay, so this one was done by somebody named Jen (courtesy of photobucket... which i figure is like a stockphotoplace.. but im GIVING CREDIT!)
but anyway, im so excited

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WAIVER, RELEASE AND CONSENT TO TATTOO

PLEASE READ AND BE CERTAIN YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF SIGNING

THIS DOCUMENT IS TWO PAGES [Or Two Sided]. PLEASE INITIAL EACH PROVISION ON THE LINES PROVIDED AFTER READING TO SHOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND EACH PROVISION.

In consideration of receiving a tattoo from [NAME OF TATTOO ARTIST] (the “Artist”) at [TATTOO STUDIO] (together with its employees, apprentices and agents, the “Tattoo Studio”), I agree to the following:


        That I, ______________________________ (clearly PRINT your name) have been fully informed of the inherent risks, associated with getting a tattoo. I fully understand that these risks, known and unknown, can lead to injury, including but not limited to infection, scarring, difficulties in detecting melanoma and allergic reactions to tattoo pigment, latex gloves, and/or soap. Having been informed of the potential risks associated with getting a tattoo, I still wish to proceed with the tattoo application and I freely accept and expressly assume any and all risks that may arise from tattooing.


        TO WAIVE AND RELEASE to the fullest extent permitted by law each of the Artist and the Tattoo Studio from all liability whatsoever, for any and all claims or causes of action that I, my estate, heirs, executors or assigns may have for personal injury or otherwise, including any direct and/or consequential damages, which result or arise from the application of my tattoo, whether caused by the negligence or fault of either the Artist or the Tattoo Studio, or otherwise.


        That both the Artist and the Tattoo Studio have given me the full opportunity to ask any and all questions about the application of my tattoo and all of my questions have been answered to my total satisfaction.


        The Artist and the Tattoo Studio have given me instructions on the care of my tattoo while it’s healing, and I understand them and will follow them. I acknowledge that it is possible that the tattoo can become infected, particularly if I do not follow the instructions given to me. If any touch-up work to the tattoo is needed due to my own negligence, I agree that the work will be done at my own expense.


        I am not under the influence of alcohol or drugs, and I am voluntarily submitting to be tattooed by the Artist without duress or coercion.


        I do not have diabetes, epilepsy, hemophilia, a heart condition, nor do I take blood thinning medication. I do not have any other medical or skin condition that may interfere with the application or healing of the tattoo. I am not the recipient of an organ or bone marrow transplant or, if I am, I have taken the prescribed preventive regimen of anti-biotics that is required by my doctor in advance of any invasive procedure such as tattooing or piercing. I am not pregnant or nursing. I do not have a mental impairment that may affect my judgment in getting the tattoo.


        Neither the Artist nor the Tattoo Studio is responsible for the meaning or spelling of the symbol or text that I have provided to them or chosen from the flash (design) sheets.


        Variations in color and design may exist between the tattoo art I have selected and the actual tattoo when it is applied to my body. I also understand that over time, the colors and the clarity of my tattoo will fade due to unprotected exposure to the sun and the naturally occurring dispersion of pigment under the skin.


        A tattoo is a permanent change to my appearance and can only be removed by laser or surgical means, which can be disfiguring and/or costly and which in all likelihood will not result in the restoration of my skin to its exact appearance before being tattooed.


        I release all rights to any photographs taken of me and the tattoo and give consent in advance to their reproduction in print or electronic form. (If you do not initial this provision, please advise and remind your Artist and the Tattoo Studio NOT to take any pictures of you and your completed tattoo!).


        I agree to reimburse each of the Artist and the Tattoo Studio for any attorneys’ fees and costs incurred in any legal action I bring against either the Artist or the Tattoo Studio and in which either the Artist or the Tattoo Studio is the prevailing party. I agree that the that the courts of [YOUR STATE] in [COUNTY OF YOUR STATE WHERE SHOP IS LOCATED] shall have personal jurisdiction and venue over me and shall have exclusive jurisdiction for the purpose of litigating any dispute arising out of or related to this agreement.


        I acknowledge that I have been given adequate opportunity to read and understand this document, that it was not presented to me at the last minute, and I understand that I am signing a legal contract waiving certain rights to recover against the Artist and the Tattoo Studio.

If any provision, section, subsection, clause or phrase of this release is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that portion shall be severed from this contract. The remainder of this contract will then be construed as though the unenforceable portion had never been contained in this document.

I hereby declare that I am of legal age (and have provided valid proof of age) and am competent to sign this Agreement or, if not, that my parent or legal guardian shall sign on my behalf, and that my parent or legal guardian is in complete understanding and concurrence with this agreement.

I HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT, I UNDERSTAND IT, I AGREE TO BE BOUND BY IT.

Print Full Name:

    ___________________________________

    Date of Birth:

    ________________

Address:

    ___________________________________

    Telephone:

    ________________

Signature of Participant:

    ___________________________________

    Date:

    ________________

Signature of Parent or Guardian if Participant Is a Minor
and by their signature they, on my behalf, release all claims that both they and I have.

Signature:

    ___________________________________

    Date:

    ________________.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
kick. ass.

kiss_me_diru @ 2007-04-03T07:57:00

2007-04-03T12:01:23Z

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[x] I know how to change the oil in my car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[ ] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[x] balance my checkbook.

total: 6

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I have never smoked a cigar.
[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 14

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 23

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ]I work out on a regular basis.
[ ] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[x] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] I have gained weight since high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ ] I cant go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total: 28

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a tupperware party
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills than I can pay.
[x] All my friends are older than I am. (99%)
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 35

oscar wilde once said "35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained 35 for years"
perfect.
wait...

my day downtown

2007-02-26T01:56:55Z

to make this short, i went down town with my best friend holly and we took many pics, until i get a few minutes to write what happened (the freeloading at an art gallery, the adorable guy at the coffee shop, and such) heres some pics.

me, being all "im trying too hard to be cute"

phail.

holly by the lake, it was a really neat pic when she was just.. standing there...pic from a bunch of days ago of my newest coat and my failing lipstick *thank gods i traded mom for another colour ewww*

my ~~bitch~~ friend Logan.

[edit]
okay, so it started at my house, when we woke up and decided that at 14:00 we would go out (by the way, am i the only person who ever measures time like this in my city?) and explore downtown --which is now dead and basically person-free except for indoors at the pud and what we think is a stripjoint-- what we've been dying to do all month since we last went in the summer.
So we went to the bus stop and took a few pics (see the first pic, also i've had many compliments on my uber picture taking talent XD.*fishes for compliments*) and then our bus arrived half an hour late (WTF?) so we got on and the toll has raised another 50 cents from two summers ago (bitches! >_<) and so it was 2 bucks for each of us and naturally holly expected i'd pay (jk, but you knew it, holly!) so we got to the bus and sat near the back as a watched the teddy bear scarf holly borrowed snag on the bar and nearly strangle her (XD)
we got off the bus near the entrance to the bayside mall and stopped in future pastimes (basically a comic book store filled with manga and nerdy stuff, which i do in fact love to bits) and were engaged in a "who portrayed an adequite Lestat in anne rice's I.W.T.V (i.w.a.v?)" conversation saying that the characters they chose were just too dorky and not nearly sexy(my words) enough. and then i said "say what you will, alucard eats them ALL" and walked back to the hellsing section of the manga rack and flipped through number 6 grinning at bishies and such, leaving holly to get aragorn from LOTR and eragon from chris paolini's novel confused and switched around, sorry holly. (again XD)
so we walked out and went into the mall and passed by the art gallery, where i said we should check out.
there was about twenty people in there and colourful pictures of naked women ("wow, this just got really awkward and slightly uncomfortable. if i see any man-parts i'm leaving.")
and a FOOD... THINGY!
we asked if we could eat some and so we loaded up on punch, nanaimo bars (sp?) and something that sounds like tariyake (again, sp?) its my fave ever its water chestnut wrapped in bacon (usually with chicken liver in there too, but not this time. yum!)
i ate about seven of them and holly grabs more nanaimo bars (we call them nintendo bars, old family thing)and i asked if it was her third and she says "no, its my second. the last one was a brownie" and we walk out with our bellies filled and a world to explore. we passed the cafe three times and were very tempted to go in, but i didnt want to spend any money so we cheaped out for the day, until we walked by the lake and went to a no trespassing place (i'm such a rebel) outside to post office. it had a sign that said "no swimming, unknown submerged water hazards" which of course made my imagination go WHACKO and think of this eerie sharp blackened metal ball with spikes and stuff submerged on a huge chain waiting to blow up in case (i dunno, the bismarck should happen to stroll by???) of contact.
and a big ole "no trespassing" which we ignored with great gusto (and by gusto i mean dancing and yelling 'be a clown!', at least I was.)
so thats when i took the picture of holly by the big tree, cuz she didn't want to go all the way over the the floaty thingy that scares me so much (im dreadfully afraid of ice and water and drowning and stuff, im such a wuss, it just makes my knees shake but i look anyway. but i never walk on ice just to be safe ) thats attached to a chain about as wide as my head and like twenty feet long going down off this graffitied cylinder of cement (which i climbed onto like a dipshit guh-har!) and took pictures of the scccaaaaaary ice which i swung the chain at trying to break (smooth move, retard) --oh, and failed miserably at XD.
so i got down and climbed to the safety of the gravel, and we went down again by the cafe, and decided since we were going home soon anyway we might as well go and get some nice coffee or somthing, so we went in the nice warm coffee smelling place (and i looked around hopefully to see if Jason was there, i really want to call him, but i never know if i should) and saw a really cute guy at the cashier/counter.
he had light eyes (green or brown i think) and light brownish hair that was wavy and pulled into a frizzy ponytail at the base of his neck (yay for descriptions and hippy/artsy guys) so we ordered two slices of pizza (and holly wouldn't let me get the vegetarian pizza like i wanted, so i got mystery meat or something... meow! XD) and hot chocolate to split. so i kept smiling at this guy who was quite shy but friendly and probably made an ass of myself but to me, i was cool, collected, and totally mysterious B-) (XD yeah right,for gods sake i had teddy bear hair clips all over my head and pink eyeshadow on!)
so we got on the bus home after and it looked real dark so we had to get home quickly but the bus didn't go the right way and so we had to walk across a schoolyard to get home (which wasn't that bad) and then holly slept over again for the night and went home the next day. the end.

kiss_me_diru @ 2007-02-09T23:13:00

2007-02-10T04:14:44Z

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/photo.php?siteID=1&photoID=9475022&source=album&sourceID=&albumID=

I do not look like shinya!

2007-02-10T03:38:27Z

I've been told by two different people that i resemble shinya, and i really don't understand that...
he's soo much prettier than me XP
today at Value Village (when i tried on the prettiful coat i'm buying tomorrow OR ELSE)Darren told me i looked like shinya from domestic fucker family, when i wore the coat (it had a huge fur collar)
and that i looked like kyo from domestic fucker family (okay then... I guess it was the extensions at the bottom of my hair woot woot)
which is what i aim for i guess

maybe just a little shinya ish? (kindof old pic, but Joooodaannn said it looked shinya ee)
(and also, omg eyebrows and lips! inside joke )

Logan is such a dork!

2007-02-09T12:56:24Z

So, as every day that I ~~Don't bother to~~ bring my lunch to school, I asked Logan (who was going home for lunch) to bring me back something.
He came back later on to tell me "I had a cookie, but I eated it" and looked guilty. I punched him halfheartedly ~~(pffft yeah right)~~ and it was only now (the next day, on which i will NOT get to see diru! ARGHHHH) that i realized how incredibly cute it was.

I am going to see Aerosmith at bayfest this summer...
wait for it...
wait for itttt...
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1OMGROTFLOLAEROSMITHOMGGG
and if my mom can't take me, my dad will.

well, same bat time, same bat channel.

are you a seme or uke quiz

2007-01-31T02:17:21Z

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to really bring out your aggressive side and expose you for the seme that you are.

<a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/4856/"><img src="http://stat.rumandmonkey.com/tests/6/5/4856/19098.jpg" title="Chibi Seme" alt="Chibi Seme" border="0" /></a> Chibi Seme <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/4856/">Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!</a> Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/">Personality Test Generator</a>.
took quiz, trying to get this to work...

just a quick joke

2007-01-03T18:41:06Z

nick: i want to meet a leper named stew
i say: did that have some hidden meaning?
nick says: yeah, it's subliminal, if you rearrange the letters, there is my family's secret recipe for lemon mirangue pie, that is why on my family crest there is a porcelain bowl with an eyeball in it.

also

Mom: Nick get a haircut
Nick: No, if I do Earthrealm will fall to pieces!
Mom: I order you to cut your hair
Nick: I cannot. I'm afraid I'll have to beat you in battle (throws ice cubes at her)
Mom: (Hits him over the head with frying pan)
Mom: Go to your room!!!
Nick: Mother wins...Fatality.

imma emo kid

2006-12-31T21:03:08Z

i dressed up like a boy today, and squeezed myself painfully to make me look flat. VERY DIFFICULT!

loli outfit

2006-12-28T18:30:04Z

heres a picpost of my latest loli outfit, not finished of course, but coming along nicely. since the time of this picture i've added a black lace fringe around the bottom of the skirt and traded my mom something for an actualy corset instea dof that crappy black lace thing that makes me look fat. Oh, also i got a coat for it. very cheap, very pretty.

emo-post

2006-12-28T18:24:08Z

yesterday i had a pretty rough visit with mom, we watched a movie (Labyrinth ^_^)and i fell asleep on her lap and she was playing with my hair and i just remembered being little and she was still a mom to me, and when i idolized her so much. but then i woke up and realized that i was older and i had to grow up soon... it scared me so badly i cried and we just hugged, then upstairs and i told her i loved her and i meant it for the first time in two years or more. I miss how little i was and how she was who i wanted to be when i grew up, but then i realized it was all a lie, a fake smile that had been plastered on to hide the tears and fears and everything gone wrong.

this is my mom, in a happy mood. i wish it could be this way forever.

142 damn movies... i SO need to get a life!

2006-12-25T18:53:24Z

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 80 of these movies, you have no life.
Mark the ones you've seen. There are 190 movies on this list.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane

Total: 7/10

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates

Total: 9/10

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp

Total: 10/10

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil I
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch.
(x) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch

Total: 11/11

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1978)
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2004)
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot

Total: 9/10

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt

Total: 8/11

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination2
(x) Final destination3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring (Ringu)
(x) The Ring 2 (Ringu2)

Total: 12/12

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 8/9

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married (77)
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter

Total: 9/11

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II

Total: 5/10

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty

Total: 6/10

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China

Total: 6/10

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x)Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday (Fucking Thania's fault. I hate Lindsay Lohan)
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick

Total: 13/14

(x) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman

Total: 6/10

( ) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks

Total: 6/10

( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
(x) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) Parent Trap Re-make
(x) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
(x) T-3

Total: 8/12

( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) The Silence of the Lambs
(x) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out

Total: 3/9

( ) Thirteen
( ) Manic
(x) American History X <<< twas kickass!
(x) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
(x) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jacket
(x) My Litte Pony 1986

Total: 5/10

Holy shit! i need a hobby... or a job... for somebody who rarely watches TV, i sure see alot of movies

poem in progress

2006-12-07T20:37:16Z

In this field where nobody can see us.
Everything is
Quiet
and even whispers seem loud out here.
a horrible, long, crawl back to the place i was born will leave me alone and broken
too broken to be fixed...

nobody should be used to this
nobody should see such a broken being, all bloody and hopeless
with the hope of death the only reason to open their eyes in the morning.
Everything
Gone
and Everything
Going.

Even those close to us are really far away
even if they're only an arm's length away
they are not there.

The leaves rustle in the tress and fall as the wind blows them, carrying them far over the barren field.
even whispers sound loud out here.

theres one of my newest poems in progress that I'm turning into a song.
tell me what you think
and yes, i realize it doesn't rhyme, its not supposed to.

clicky clicky dont you clicky!

2006-11-17T19:09:07Z

i need to post somthing and fake that im happy to see if the kitty at the top of my screen goes from >_< to ^_^ lol

my fine is $115.50

2006-11-09T22:30:38Z

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it "My Fine Is.."

David Suzuki and Man-eating hairdo's

2006-11-06T19:15:52Z

Today I am home from school because I'm not feeling all too hot, so I'll make this short (I have a crippling amount of cleaning to do)
I have been finding numerous signs that something strange is going on in my house
three days ago, when cleaning up a dried coffee stain off my counter, I saw the face of David Suzuki in a puddle of coffee, I wiped it off almost immediately, so I couldn't get a picture... But i assure you, it was there...
Today while walking up the stairs, I swear to god I saw Kyo on my wall (No, not my shrine, that's in my bedroom. The living room wall, he was right there, this biiiiiiiig face, all pouty and adorable looking). Only for a split second, mind you, until the tree in the back yard moved and the leafy shadow was rearranged.
I also had a strange dream last night about my hair eating me... and I woke up and it looked verrrrryy feathery and like it had the potential to devour my makeup-less face.
So, I took a full four hours to sit on the computer,download firefox (Jess I love you) so I could run more than one internet browser at a time ( I hate my computer) and read a great fanfiction. only four hours (hehe... right...) to read a 17 page fanfic!! I swear that was the most Ive ever taken [not including my addiction to a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction with crossovers of the ring, and ringu (It was kickass, okay!?!) that i read three chapters a day and held my breath over december waiting for a new chapter.] to read a fanfiction.
So I'm going to start on the crippling chores now, farewell, wish me luck... all that other stuff to keep me from dying...prayers are appreciated.

STEEEALL!!!

2006-10-13T22:04:10Z

Name: marykate (kyoko)

Birthday: 12th . August . 1993

Birthplace: Ontario

Current Location: sarnia

Eye Color: red-brown, gold-brown, green-brown. they change!

Hair Color: Brown

Height: 5"7

Right Handed or Left Handed: right

Your Weakness: j-rockers , cute asian guys (i freeze up, its pathetic), pink things with this face :3

Your Fears: NONE!!!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn japanese

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Lmfao!"

Thoughts First Waking Up: "wheres my food?" "i want to sleep,forever..."

Your Bedtime: morning .

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (kimi no vanilla-gackt)

Do you Smoke: no!!!

Do you Swear: Im gonna quit, but somtimes yes (im beginning to stop)

Do you Sing: HECK YES!

Have you Been in Love: no XD 'cept for kyo (god im creepy)

Do you belive in yourself: most of the time.. but i get discouraged and frustrated easily

Do you think you are Attractive: (see above)

Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy took me to see diru i luffs him!

Do you play an Instrument: yes, a bunch, but that doesnt mean im GOOD at it

Ever been Drunk: tipsy.

Ever been Beaten up: i dont think so...

How do you want to Die: I have no clue...with a smile on my face atleast

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dir en grey groupie XD

What country would you most like to Visit: Japan

What is the most important thing for you: my currently screwed up computer, my drawings, music, clothes, makeup, family, friends, concerts (thats more than MOST important though, isnt it?)

kiss_me_diru @ 2006-10-04T07:55:00

2006-10-04T12:02:57Z

This was a drabble type of fanfic bailey and I made when i asked her to tell me a story...
Pink is her ,
Green is me,
Grey is comments

once apon a time....

there was a Gackt

his favourite food was...

Hyde covered in chocolate

but he could only eat it through his...

penis

so he tried...

wait, this is getting really dirty...

unfortunately...

Gackt also had erectile difficulties

so he...

started going to arobics classes to improve his erections

but then, what should come crashing through the window but...

KIRITO! Dressed in a Hard-Gay costume

and, running over, gackt(not to be confused with running over gackt, which would be very funny)...

fell to his knees and screamed "TEACH ME TO GIVE HYDE GOOD ANAL SEX!!!"

but, feeling very evil, Kirito...

not "feeling 'very-evil-kirito' "

spit on Gackt's face and said "BEG, BITCH"

and gackt...

said "PLEASE! PLEASE OH WISE AND SEXY KIRITO-SAMA, KING OF THE GAY JROCKERS, PLEAAAASE HELP ME!!!"

and with that, kirito...

proceded to produce a shiny red dildo, at least 10 inches long, from between his hard cheeks

thats pretty impressive...

and then...

"Use this," Kirito-sama said, in a voice that sounded like a thousand angels orgasming. "It will make him cum over and over again."

so, once gackt got home to see his favourite slave/food/topping-covered jrocker, he...

lmfao...

proceeded to pound his ass with the vibrating love-machine of ultimate destiny
oooohhh ultimat deeestinnnyyyyy

until...

Hyde and Gackt had thousands of orgasms, and lived happily ever, THE END

XDDDD

GAY RIGHTS

2006-10-03T13:27:40Z

Gay Rights
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